Scarlett Johansson: L’Oreal photoshopped most of her nose away. I removed the rest of it because, really, who were they kidding? (Scandelirious)
Celebrity Billboards dominate Tokyo. Konichiwa! (Celebrity Smack)
Pamela Anderson: The real reason she married Rick Salomon. (Celebitchy)
Tara Reid didn’t turn out like Paris or Lindsay because she couldn’t get into the clubs she’s not stupid. (Ayyyy!)
Paris Hilton & Kid Rock? Gross. (Gabby Babble)
Jessica & Ashlee Simpson: The new Olsen sluts. (IBBB)
Anna Kournikova still hits it. (City Rag)
Gwenyth Paltrow is bringing oily back. Take it to the bridge. (Meat Scale)
Vanessa Hudgens must be so proud of her boobs’ accomplishments. (Daily Stab)
WYR: Models Who Bang Famous Peeps. (Liquid Generation)
Lindsay Lohan might have blown it all on blow. And stuff. (Evil Beet)
