Clive Owen: Just so bloody damn gorgeous. (CB)
Poor Lourdes Leon: Madonna is a jealous bitch. (CS)
Starbucks Addiction: HT spot the one true sign. (OMGB)
Fonzi Scheme? Yeah, okay, but it still sucks ass. (IBBB)
Stephen King: Not much of a Twilight fan. (POTP)
Kristen Stewart has pot on her boobs. (WIMB)
Renee Zellweger in a drag queen sandwich. (PB)
Tom Cruise sucks it in for the photogs. Gross. (SOMG)
AnnaLynne McCord can take her shirt off though. (CO)
Jessica Alba admits to wearing a girdle. (AG)
Hilary Duff: Didn’t know she had it in her! (GB)
Katie Price honestly makes me wanna hurl. (TB)
Punch It, Chewie! Yes, I mean the blonde. (Ayyyy!)
Worst Hotel In America: Read & be forewarned! (CR)
Top 10 Celebrity Fits and Tantrums: It ain’t just Christian Bale, bitches. (Time)
