Miranda Kerr: Look, there’s her otherworldly ass! (UMC)
Levi Johnston: NSFW photos of his naked ass. (POTP)
Mariah Carey’s vanity confirmed by paint job. (CS)
Victoria Beckham claims to be naturally orange (CB)
Oprah Winfrey ends it all. How will we cope? (AG)
Miley Cyrus dresses as whore for 17th birthday. (LS)
Richie Sambora & his mini-Heather Locklear. (SOMG)
Ashley Tisdale is giving it all away for free. (GB)
Heidi Klum does runway lingerie a mere 5 1/2 weeks after giving birth. (PB)
Hooker, Pimp & Coke-Snorting Rabbi walk into a bar. (Heeb)
Megan Fox spreads ‘em. Good for 30 min. of fun. (TB)
6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity: Death. By. Mollassacre. (Cracked)
