Scarlett Johansson: Boobies and tape. Good times. (Celebrity Smack)
Pucked is like an all-night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress. (Pajiba)
Kiera Knightley just might beat the crap out of daft twit Lindsay Lohan on the red carpet. (Celebitchy)
Dita Von Teese: Perfect woman or damsel in distress with a mommy complex? (Flea-a-go-go)
Kevin Costner has a new baby boy. The delivery was overwrought, pretentious, and big budget. (Glitterati)
Paris Hilton is smokin’ the pot with no respect for authoritah. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
Girl-on-girl: Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria. (CityRag)
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Not to be picky…but ‘taped-up’ boobs are taped from underneath.
He beautiful bosoms are likely taped to her dress to keep it in place and, if so, it’s not really working that well is it?
So. I’m Paris Hilton, and I’m up in front of a judge on drink-driving charges shortly. So I go out with my friends and get my picture taken smoking a spleef.
I think ‘retard’ is the best description for this infant.
I hope she gets another 45 days too.
Didn’t mind the Jessica/Eva shots though…..