Scarlett is gonna show off her granny panty lines. (HT)
Lisa Rinna: Think fresh, not freak. (CS)
Daniel Craig doesn’t much like being screwed. (CB)
Filed down teefs: Totally the new boob jobs. (IBBB)
Naked Rachel Ray Painting on the way? Yum-o! (TB)
Jessica Simpson out-grosses Robert Pattinson. (SOMG)
LaLohan: Hardest working girl in showbiz. (WIMB)
Balthazar Getty loses job. Sienna to follow? (POTP)
Victoria Beckham smiles while thinking of money. (GB)
JLo & Marc Anthony finally explode. Awesome! (PB)
Bam! Jake Gyllenhaal Edition: Yes, he is v. tasty (AG)
Kate Hudson: What the hell is she wearing? (Ayyyy!)
Mariah Carey tries to balance enormous boobs on heels. (CR)
Snakes on an Album: Lots of album covers. Lots of muthafucking snakes. (HP)
