Petra Nemcova goes goth. Sorta. (UMC)
Paris Hilton attempts a Turkish belly dance. (CS)
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno character freaks out airport security in my hometown. (Celebitchy)
Moscow Fashion Week: Supersize sushi & mutant marshmallows. (Ayyyy!)
“The Hills” may soon become a shitty movie. (IBBB)
20 Best Karate Kicks Ever: Ever! Okay, I can think of one more. (LG)
Heather Mills is looking for a man to wrap her leg around. Gah! (GB)
Posh & Becks’ transplanted wax figures. (PB)
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen do the bikini thing. (TB)
Hollywood Gang Signs: Wangsta Gisele & Avril. (CR)
Kirsten Dunst: Pale, tired, & ready to rumble. (POTP)
21: A stunning exercise in extracting dullness from a unique story. (Pajiba)
Alright, bitches. Who killed the Rickroll video? Rest assured, there is a backup copy — can that man dance, or what?
