The 100 Greatest Jewish Movie Moments: Red-carpet slumber party. (Heeb)
Sean Penn details miserable deaths for his haters. (CS)
The Hot Men Buffet at the pre-Oscar parties. (CB)
Sofia Vergara vs. Dita von Teese: Boob off! (Yeeeah!)
Nicholas Cage rocks a cucumber’s world. (SOMG)
Angelina & Mick Jagger supposedly banged. Can you imagine their mega-lipped lovechild? (POTP)
Lady Gaga wears nothing but police tape. (AG)
Kim Kardashian has a great ass non-job. (LS)
“Jersey Shore” Douchebag Brigade goes jaywalking. (IBBB)
Rick Astley Meets Nirvana: One bizarre mashup. (PB)
Beyonce opens her own Brooklyn beauty school. (GB)
Pornage or Pwnage? It’s tougher than it sounds, yo. (LG)
