Ashton Kutcher’s new show is spamming gossip blog comments. Oooh, awkward. (Celebitchy)
Mariah Carey: Real fans preferable to lovers? (CS)
Priscilla Presley is cutting down on blood. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: Cut, Kill, and Vacuum. (IBBB)
French President Sarko still has roaming eyes. (GB)
Kristin Davis (NSFW) got screwed over. (POTP)
Amy Winehouse (NSFW) naked. C’mon, you know you wanna. (TB)
Matthew McConaughey Does Jake Gyllenhaal. (CR)
Jennifer Aniston indulges in some fresh drama. (PB)
LOLObama: Someone should show this to DMX. (KISP)
Quantum of Solace shall release early in . . . ooh, Daniel Craig! (DR)
