Mystery Ass: A Brazilian babe wrapped in velvet. (UMC)
Brody Jenner’s Girlfriend: Hot chick w/douchebag. (CS)
Brad Pitt dresses as a mechanic; hitches a ride with paparazzo. (CB)
Awkward Celebrity Boners: Prince Harry & more. (CR)
Diddy’s White Party: Ebony & Irony, united. (GB)
Who’s the first celeb to catch swine flu? (SOMG)
Hayden Panettiere illustrates universal ignorance. (WIMB)
Bar Refaeli: Identify the mystery body part. (Heeb)
Rumer Willis: Punky cute lesbian w/big mouth. (TB)
Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake: Still together & always looking miserable. (AG)
Kristen Stewart v. Dakota Fanning: No contest. (Ayyyy!)
Shakira: “She Wolf” with a great disco vibe. (PB)
The Changing Vampire World: A guide to the three latest crazes. (USA Today)
