BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE! O THE IRENY. (HM)
John Travolta somehow manages to make Heath Ledger’s death all about Travolta. (CS)
Denise Richards got greenlighted to whore out her grumpy daughters on television. (Celebitchy)
Giorgio Armani uses Hilary Swank as a guinea pig. (Ayyyy!)
Mariah Carey and her photoshopped boobs. (IBBB)
Avril Lavigne appears in pictures but forgot her raging bitch. (The Blemish)
John Mayer is done writing dissertations about the word “douchebag.” (GB)
Lenny Kravitz claims a 3-year celibacy. (POTP)
Tom Cruise gets help from his bitches. (HO)
Classic week continues with Lawrence of Arabia, Le Samourai, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. (Pajiba)
Knut the Polar Bear has been categorized as a “psychopath” by some animal rights “experts.” A bit much, don’t you think? (DM)
