Mystery Ass: More interesting from behind? (GTA)
Weekend At Barbie’s: Duct tape & superglue, stat. (CS)
Octomom got some TP for her bungholes. (CB)
John Mayer likes sex & is shopping around. (POTP)
Bindi Irwin, that little bitch, hates animals. (IBBB)
Howard K. Stern: Scumbag charged w/felonies. (WIMB)
Is Jared Leto the new Joaquin Phoenix? (SOMG)
Angelina Jolie spotted hanging by a string. (PB)
Leather Lace-Up Pants: Do they come off? (OMGB)
Jennifer Love Hewitt is banging Jamie Kennedy? (TB)
Robert Pattinson talks about doggie-style sex. (GB)
Freida Pinto: Is she the next Bond Girl? (AG)
Radiohead v. Miley Cyrus: Whiniest feud ever. (CO)
Jessica Alba: The hairiest woman in the room. (Ayyyy!)
Nicolas Cage Movie Plot Generator: Much like a burrito. (Cracked)
