Nicole Kidman sorta evokes Marilyn Monroe. (UMC)
Miley Cyrus is 15 going on 22. (CS)
Fergie preaches safe sex; makes kids not wanna have sex at all. (Celebitchy)
Katie Holmes & Liza Minelli: Who wore it better? (Ayyyy!)
Check out the sellout in the Dentyne Ice Rock Of Love Commercial! (IBBB)
Paris Hilton’s new movie is a Nottie. (KIsP)
Woody Allen talked Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz into making out. (GB)
Phoebe Price looks like an enchilada. (MS)
Dolly Parton is a Backwoods Barbie. (PB)
Corey Haim = Pitiful. See also pathetic, hopeless, forlorn, and wretched. (WIMB)
Brad Pitt says not to worry about Shiloh’s safety. (POTP)
Celebrity Rap Sheets: Guess who committed the crimes. (LG)
In Bruges freshens up the “Dark Comedies About Hitmen In Quirky Locales” subgenre. (Pajiba)
