Jude Law is three sheets to the west. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Richie is a bloody menace. (Holy Moly)
Nicole Richie has been confirmed pregnant. Gah! (Celebrity Smack)
Lisa Kudrow had a major life change, and no one noticed. (Glitterati)
Lindsay Lohan looks sorta kinda fuckable again.
(Evil Beet)
English girls are easy. (The Blemish)
Saint Jennifer Lopez de Bronx demands that you stop referring to her as J. Lo. (IBBB)
Kevin Federline: Never feel sorry for him again.
(Real Estalker)
Transformers: Freakazoid robots adequate for overgrown children. (Pajiba)
