Tanya Harding’s WTF statement to the grieving Nancy Kerrigan. (Yeeeah!)
“Jersey Shore” Chick has guidotastic nude photos. (CS)
Natalie Portman: A Harvard-educated Sienna Miller. (CB)
John Travolta “saves” Haiti w/Scientology ministers. (LS)
Courtney Love’s ill-advised makeup tutorials. Awful! (AG)
Would Cleopatra really have huge, fake knockers? (POTP)
Meteorologist measures snowfall relative to his dick. (SOMG)
Nadya Suleman’s octuplets on their 1st birthday. (GB)
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Ladies, start your engines! (PB)
Jewdar vs. President Obama: Like Michael vs. Fredo. (Heeb)
Letterman starts booking war w/would-be Leno guests. (PE)
The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers: The drummer from The Clash just kills it. (Cracked)
