“America’s Next Top Model”: Seriously, what is this crap? (IBBB)
1998 Flashbacks: Posh, Angelina, McConaughey, and more. (CS)
Luxury Movie Theaters: Not stockpiling theaters with crap movies would be a better idea. (Celebitchy)
Mariah Carey’s dog ate her humility. (Ayyyy!)
Madonna experiences rare moment of lucidity. (GB)
Paula Abdul must have a plumbing fetish. (PB)
Katherine Heigl just needs a little shove. (UMC)
Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman are noisy. (ASL)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt & Suri Cruise: Awwwwwwww. (POTP)
Tom Cruise gives Hilary Clinton a booty call? (DR)
Jack Nicholson: This is how he does it. (KIsP)
Run Fat Boy Run has “a script lazier than a deadbeat welfare recipient taking a sabbatical from chronic masturbation.” (Pajiba)





