Maxim loves Lindsay Lohan’s ass. (Celebrity Smack)
Suri Cruise got a modeling gig. (Celebitchy)
Britney Spears topless and heavily photoshopped. (Daily Stab)
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake might be shacking up. (Glitterati)
Mayra Veronica brings back the curvilicious. (CityRag)
Amy Winehouse finally went to rehab for real. Whatever. (Evil Beet)
Myspace: The $250,000 club is bogus. (IBBB)
Christopher Walken, Mickey Rourke, and a chicken. (Steve H. Graham)
Angelina Jolie wants another orphan. (Queen Of Snark)




















