Name That Devolving Ass: Also, the elbows. (UMC)
Kelly McGillis just made Top Gun even gayer. (CS)
Sean Penn proves his douchebag status. (CB)
Christina Aguilera Or Twisted Sister? Both. (IBBB)
Movies Recommended Without Hesitation: Ha. (Pajiba)
Brad Pitt cuddles up to a sumo wrestler. (TB)
Jennifer Garner gets doctored by Letterman. (SOMG)
All About The Swimsuits: And why the hell not? (PB)
Lady Gaga: Maybe that “hair bow” is too heavy. (AG)
Hugh Jackman keeps his “privates in a bag.” (GB).
Tilda Swinton fits herself with twin airbags. (Ayyyy!)
Kim Kardashian won’t STFU about her “size 2″ ass. (CO)
Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory: Note the Alan Ruck/Edward Norton resemblance. (SF)


















