Jessica Alba: Enjoy before she starts whining. (IDWYL)
Bettie Page, legendary pinup, in critical condition. (CS)
Who’s the Big Winner? Angelina Jolie wins. (CB)
Paris Hilton has a new toy BFF to play with. (Ayyyy!)
Stamos’ Full House Reunion: Sweetin needs it. (IBBB)
Will Smith can’t escape Scientology taint. Hee. (AG)
Sarah Palin vs. Oprah: HAhahahaha! (KIsP)
Robert Pattinson proposes to everyone. (ASL)
Katy Perry sort of admits to total fakery. (WIMB)
Isla Fisher & Spawn of Borat: So damn cute. (POTP)
Her Name Was Lola, she was a showgirl. (SOMG)
Good News For Fox Mulder: Bad news for fans. (GB)
Heidi Montag & Her Two Asses: That’s hot. (DR)
Sally Bowles Back On Broadway: No green fingernail polish? (PB)
Keri Russell + wet t-shirt + airbrushing = perfect. (TB)
Hollywood’s Leading Trannies: Clooney & Willis. (CR)
The 25 Most Shocking Moments in Movie History: Yes, it includes the obligatory Deliverance “squeal like a pig” moment. (Premiere)
