Hadron Collider Launches while Fox Mulder languishes in rehab. Not very impressive. (NYT)
Chelsea Handler Exclusive Interview! Hit it. (IBBB)
Oh, shut the fuck up, Pete Wentz, you douchebag. (CS)
Matt Damon is, officially, impossibly perfect. (CB)
Evan Rachel Wood: Mickey Rourke scores. (Ayyyy!)
Tom Brady is the next Spencer Pratt. (DR)
Heidi Klum dresses up like Brigitte Nielsen. (IDWYL)
Matthew McConaughey is neighbourly. (WIMB)
Katie Holmes is heading for the chamber. (Yeeeah!)
Posh Spice Goes Pixie: Whatcha think? (PB)
Lily Allen has had it. This time, she means it. (GB)
The Mind-Boggling Sheer Logistics of midget sex. (POTP)
Mischa Barton feigns utter retroactive repentance. (SOMG)
Lindsay Lohan’s got cats in those sideboobs of hers. (CR)
Gerard Butler got manhandled by Madonna while shooting RocknRolla. (TB)
What Happens If You Fall Into A Black Hole?: “The most spectacular way to die in space” or, perhaps, even on Earth. (Slate)
