Courtney Love is a drag queen, and I hear no arguments to the contrary. (Wizbang Pop!)

Jessica Simpson might conceivably be cloned. Isn’t sister Ashlee already a Jess clone? (Spank Cheeks)

Amy Poehler tells Britney, Paris, and Lindsay what she thinks of their crotches. (Celebitchy)

The Three Whores as depicted in a most genius illustration. (Gallery of the Absurd)

Madonna embraces the dhimmatude look. (Right Thinking Girl)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are possibly seeing a marriage counselor. You mean it’s not easy being married to the ultimate control freak? (Glitterati Gossip)

Ewan McGregor is smokin’ hot at the premiere showing of Miss Potter:

Renee Zellweger looks fairly . . . constipated.

Images via Faded Youth