Summer Glau is lookin’ like a flasher… (UMC)
Patrick Swayze: Damn, it’s not looking good. (CS)
Sienna Miller must have a magnetic coochie. (CB)
Nicole Kidman sits frozen on the sidelines. (Ayyyy!)
Thank you, Harriet Carter, you pathetic slut. (IBBB)
Natalie Portman doesn’t do the celibacy thing. (TB)
David Beckham: All I dream about is soccer… (PB)
Paris Hilton could use some revamping. Holla. (POTP)
Celebs on Steroids: It ain’t just Carrottop. (DR)
William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy: Get a room! (SOMG)
Rick Astley commits massive in-person Rickroll. (GB)
Chelsea Handler being pursued by Hefner? (Yeeeah!)
Beyonce wears my 10th grade dance uniform. (AG)
Sharon Stoned: That really says it all, methinks. (CR)
Mariah Carey has an inner fat kid just waiting to trip. (WIMB)
Scarlett Johansson might be a gorilla with boobs. (IDWYL)
Adolf Hitler: Screamer or One-Balled Wonder? Also, why we give a rat’s ass. (Slate)
