Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Faux-goth, nu-disco queen. (UMC)
Denise Richards is a cocaine barbie. (CS)
Collect Kardashians: Prophylactic not included. (Ayyyy!)
Amy Winehouse is an attention whore! (CB)
Christopher Walken: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Heather Locklear wins this round, bitches. (POTP)
Zac Efron to Vulcan mindmeld w/Johhny Depp? (GB)
Top 10 Fave Albums of 2008: What, no NIN? (PB)
Chloe Sevigny struts around in a bikini. (AG)
George Clooney’s been banging Paris Hilton? (TB)
The Julie Benz Hunger Relief Fund: Yep. (WIMB)
Supervolcano Killed Us All, & we never knew it. (KIsP)
Joaquin Phoenix Is Influential: Who knew? (IDWYL)
Are Romantic Movies Bad For You? Just ask your divorce lawyer, mates. (Time)
