Kelly Brook ensures that Billy Zane, in fetal position, is crying into his beer. (UMC)
Cher reveals Cruise fling & proves that Oprah’s audience will cheer for anything. (CS)
Ashton Kutcher is definitely a housepet. (CB)
GPal’s Dress: High art or mere pr0n? (Ayyyy!)
Jason Priestley may have signed his own ass. Rowrr. (IBBB)
Coolest Workday Ever? A serenade from Jimmy Kimmel and Neil Diamond. (PB)
Worst. Job. Ever. Give it up, bitches. (Pajiba)
Amy Smart & strategically-placed black tape. (TB)
USA Network didn’t waste any time replacing Stanley Kamel. (SOMG)
Amy Poehler & Will Arnett are gonna have one jacked-up baby. (DR)
David Beckham to hang with Oscar the Grouch. :swoon: (GB)
Playmate Colleen Shannon ♥ Umbama Bin Laden. (KIsP)
Tom Cruise begs you to ♥ him again. (HO)
Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Footage: Sex tapes should have an expiration date. (POTP)
