Rachel Bilson hikes it up & gets her flaunt on. (TB)
Britney Spears’ caffeinated nipples in attack mode. (CS)
Kristen Stewart would like you to kindly “Fuck off.” (CB)
Jimmy Fallon appears to have no penis at all. (SOMG)
Amy Winehouse now has awful collagen lips. (GB)
Brad Pitt talks bruised ego & crushed bike. (AG)
Mariah Carey in a very unflattering swimsuit. (POTP)
Sarah Jessica Parker: Wet diapers = baked goods? (PB)
Lady Gaga: You’re not quirky; you’re just an idiot. (LS)
Roland Emmerich: Islamophobic self-preservationist. (GF)
Jews are Cool, CNN Reports: Slow news day? (Heeb)
Second-Choice Castings Gone Lucky: Imagine Tom Sellick as Indiana Jones or Sylvester Stallone in Beverly Hills Cop. No thanks. (MM)
