Mystery Ass: Actually, I’m digging the shoes. (UMC)
Madonna Screwed Jesus: So controversial! (CS)
Guy Ritchie manages to find respectable date. (CB)
Douche Bags: They’re just like us! (IBBB)
Pete Wentz, shut your damn mouth already! (SOMG)
Lindsay Lohan just throws it all away. (POTP)
Everyone Needs Some Becks: Instant eye candy. (PB)
Lisa Rinna may spout a penis in Playboy. (DR)
Topless Amy Winehouse should be illegal. (KIsP)
Carmen Electra spanks a lesbian on the tellie. (BB)
Barack Obama goes shirtless in Hawaii. (GB)
Paris Hilton feels more violated than usual. (AG)
Pamela Anderson’s boobs need cue cards. (Ayyyy!)
Reese, if you drink more wine, he’ll seem straight. (IDWYL)
The 10 Best Netflix Gems of 2008: Great with melting ice cream. (Pajiba)
12 Ways Porn Has Changed the Web: Even though no one looks at that stuff, right? (PCW)
