San Diego, California very desperately needs help. (POTP)
Mariah Carey gets her Halloween freak face on.
(Celebrity Smack)
Sarah Jessica Parker voted least sexy woman by Maxim. Ouch. (Celebitchy)
Keanu Reeves sucks face with a 20-year old girl. Party on, dude! (Gabby Babble)
Colin Ferrell contemplates the side effects of Valtrex. (Ayyyy!)
Jon Bon Jovi is still bringing the sexy. (IBBB)
Drew Barrymore could use a bra. (The Meat Scale)
Christina Ricci could use a bra and a shirt. (CityRag)
Scarlett Johansson: When Hallmark™ just won’t do. (The Blemish)
Ethan Hawke’s monster zi . . . I am so going to hell for linking this. (Evil Beet)
