Anna Paquin does the sexy vampire thing. (UMC)
Tiger Woods poses for bare-chested photo spread. (CS)
Megan Fox gets Jolie-esque collagen lip injections. (CB)
Face Of Michael Jackson is eerily visible in 3000-year-old female Egyptian bust. (KIsP)
Vince “Vaugnzilla” Vaughn is off the market. Yay? (AG)
Speed Dating: An absolutely hellish ordeal. (SOMG)
Jude Law finally realizes he’s got a baby daughter. (GB)
McConaughey & Alva have procreated yet again. (POTP)
Gerard Butler needs to hit the gym long & hard. (PB)
The Golden Shower Girls: Burt Reynolds & an orgy? (Heeb)
Open Letter To James Cameron: From the Papyrus font. (PS)
The 10 Worst Movies Of 2009: Cinematic sewage. (Pajiba)
