Ashlee Simpson: Nice bod. Shame about that terribly plastic face. (Yeeeah!)
Twilight Barbie: Edward Cullen & Bella Swan dolls. (CS)
Kristen Stewart gets the weirdest hate mail. (CB)
AnnaLynne McCord licks an ice cream cone. (TB)
Madonna looks sorta like ET. Phone home! (SOMG)
Hayden Panettiere got “really naked” & claims to be an exhibitionist. (GB)
Jeff Goldblum rumoured to star in a movie? (WIMB)
Sacha Baron Cohen willingly censors himself. (Heeb)
Angelina Jolie either smells like Brad Pitt’s breath & freshly cut grass or Billy Bob’s armpits. (AG)
Mischa Barton: 50% off + self-entitled starlet. (Ayyyy!)
Farrah Fawcett didn’t go without an intense fight. (PB)
Before They Were Music Stars: Eminem, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Avril Lavigne (ha!), Beyonce & more. (YY)
