Brad & Angelina’s Kids will obliterate your ass. (CR)
Dita Von Teese shows off her massive cleavage. (CS)
Avril Lavigne may have left hubby for a nasty guy. (CB)
Kim Kardashian looks Crying Game-esque. (Yeeeah!)
The Many Faces Of Brad Pitt: Intense goatee. (SOMG)
Mischa Barton’s new show cancelled after 2 weeks. (AG)
What’s So Special About a $545 pair of jeans? (Heeb)
Pamela Anderson tries to gross you out. (WIMB)
Jude Law is a selfish asshole of a “father.” (TB)
Kate Moss is never tardy for any party at all. (PB)
Leonard Cohen turns 75 years old & still works it. (GB)
Sexual Calorie Counter Quick-Ref Chart: Not entirely sure of its veracity but briefly entertaining. (ML)
