Neil Gaiman will teach you how to pick up chicks at parties. (Pajiba)
Charlie Rose is a toxic bachelor? I’m crushed. (Radar Online)
The continuing self-delusion and narcissism of Britney Spears teaches us that no amount of money can buy a clue. (Celebitchy)
Justin Timberlake brought the Grammies back. Yeah. Take it to the bridge. (PopSugar)
Anna Nicole Smith has a sixth man step up to the paternity queue. The grieving period is over, people. (Hog On Ice)
