Kelly Brook’s amazing figure gets splashy. (UMC)
Faith, The Upright Walking 2-Legged Dog: Ooh. (CS)
Woody Harrelson mistakes photog for zombie? (CB)
Amy Adams: Before she was famous. (SOMG)
Chelsea Handler Naked + Eliza Dushku + Padma Lakshim. You’re welcome. (POTP)
Lily Allen gets shitfaced for the Mormons. (AG)
Jason Statham Sorta NSFW: It’s his ass! (OMGB)
Mel Gibson gets screwed & blames the Jews. (CO)
Gwyneth Paltrow: Snob has rodent problems too. (GB)
Hottie Gilles Marini shows off soccer six-pack. (PB)
Observe and Report: Pursuit of terrorist flasher. (Pajiba)
The Ten Most Anticipated Summer Movies of 2009: Agreed on five of these. (MR)
