Evan Rachel Wood: The Sunlight Days. (UMC)
Whitney Houston performs for the crack crowd. (CS)
John Travolta: The new official drug detox hand-holding buddy. (Celebitchy)
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen tell that dirty old man, “No way, dude!” (Ayyyy!)
Paris Hilton resurrects Mr. Miyagi. WTF? (IBBB)
Katherine Heigl: Get it while it’s hot, boys. (MS)
A Flock Of Slashes: That’s just sick. (WIMB)
Rosemary’s Baby remake, wha . . . ? (PB)
Van Halen’s tour: Cancelled. Not cancelled. Such drama. (GB)
Natalie Portman sexes up Letterman. (CR)
Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon: Just A Couple of Gal Pals. (HO)
Dustin Diamond: Yeah, as if you wanted that image in your head. (POTP)
