Is Joe Francis responsible for the Paris Exposed website? Highly possible. (Celebitchy)
Farce of the Penguins includes penguin pr0n and makes Bob Saget look like a real pervert. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan and acting are officially on a break. (Glitterati)
Britney Spears really likes them gas station bathrooms. (Evil Beet)
Paris Hilton is loved by Japanese tourists. (An Unsolicited Letter to JLH)
Anderson Cooper is the Paris Hilton of cable television news. (Ad Age)
Denise Richards pulled a quasi-crotchshot. Pretty gross. (Flynet Online)
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Thanks Denise, for another reminder of why I will never date a girl that doesn’t wear underwear.