Eliza Dushku in more “Dollhouse” promo pics. (UMC)
La Lohan + Pete Doherty + Daffy Duck: Bloody hell! (CS)
George Clooney would rather have a rectal exam. Hehhhhhhehhhhhhhhhh. (CB)
Stuff Hipsters Hate: You & your pompous films. (Heeb)
Megan Fox does an excellent half-assed Cher. (Yeeeah!)
Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: Wedding? (SOMG)
Paris Hilton snaps, smiles & then… how rude. (AG)
Apocalypse Porn: Chick chick bow chicka wow! (Pajiba)
Jennifer Aniston wants us to think she’s banging Gerard “Terminal Scottish Accent” Butler. (PB)
Alison Brie does good naked animal impressions. (GB)
Victoria Silverstedt’s date is prettier than her. (Ayyyy!)
10 Of The Craziest Award Show Crashers: It’s like Kanye West times ten. (LG)
