Ashton Kutcher may have just that realized he’s married to his grandmother. (ASL)
Salt N’ Pepa talk about bulimia and (gah!) their new reality show. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are moving Maddox to a new school after one month. (Celebitchy)
Nigella Lawson wins breast supporting dress. (Ayyyy!) Jennifer Love Hewitt challenges Nigella for that title. (Daily Stab) Heather Mills wins a far less flattering award. (Gabby Babble)
Kirsten Dunst uses those vampire teeth to bite the proverbial hand. (Yeeeah!)
Katie Holmes is training to outrun Maverick. (HO)
Penelope Cruz in a bikini and running. (The Blemish)
Robot Sex: Coming to humans in 2050? (KIsP)
Lindsay Lohan: One year ago. Probably wanting robot sex. (IBBB)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age: “Clive Owen, for all his talent, deserves much eye-rolling in his bodice-ripping duds.” (Pajiba)
No one cares Britney Spears’ vagina anymore — now with empirical evidence! (Evil Beet)
