Monica Cruz shouldn’t sit down in that skirt. (IDWYL)
Lohan & Girlfriend run into ex-boyfriend. Awkward. (CS)
Madge tells GPal to shut her fucking mouth. (CB)
East Coast Prop 8 Protest: Oh, hell yes. (PB)
Failure Model Chick does an intervention. (IBBB)
Kerry Washington needs a chiropractor, stat. (Ayyyy!)
George Clooney, please lose the ’stache. (WIMB)
Kanye West needs to fucking let it go already. (TB)
Jimmy Kimmel dresses up like James Bond. (SOMG)
Salma Hayek talks about her, uh, addiction. (DR)
Jen Aniston shoulda known it would come back. (POTP)
Roger Moore is disappointed in the dark side. (GB)
New York City erects new boobie tributes. (CR)
Tara Reid’s wonky nipples take a bow. (Yeeeah!)
Kim Kardashian’s ass to terrorize Neil Patrick Harris. (AG)
Top Nine James Bond Sex Puns: 007 is a perv who needs the skilz to get to Ten. (Maxim)
