The biggest movie flops of 2006 form one of the most satisfying year-end lists. (Glitterati Gossip)
Matthew McConaugheyhey made a movie that sounds like complete bullshit even by my slightly-obsessed standards. (Pajiba)
Star Jones has a very smart, privileged, and totally gay completely heterosexual husband. (Evil Beet)
Nicole Richie’s father thinks she should be a prison bitch. (Celebitchy)
Saddam Hussein, justice, and a little Beck sprinkled on top. Delish. (Spank Cheeks)
Paris Hilton drops no contextual allusion but says that Britney is an animal. (US Magazine)
One little clue to the above riddle might be that Britney Spears is a bloated sexaholic. (Popbytes)
Celebrity specimens available for your consumption. Please note the Dr. Drew “Overstock Sale” while supplies last. (Cityrag)
