Grindhouse satisfied the R-rating threshold after they cut out the “Death By Blowjob” moments and probably a few others. Hey, that’s what the director’s cut is supposed to show us. (The Blemish)

Justin Timberlake isn’t exactly feeling the love from his beloved Tennessee. (QuizLaw)

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet will satisfy the wishes of millions who wanted to see Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Butaker live happily ever after. (Glitterati)

Marcia Brady was a cokehead with a raging case of bulimia. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

Anna Nicole Smith allegedly died from sepsis from an infected needle coupled with chloral hydrate clumbsiness. Official cororner explantion to come on Monday. (Celebitchy)