Christina Aguilera gets down with her bad self. (TB)
George Clooney Is A Dick: A perfect illustration of why normals shouldn’t date celebrities. (CS)
Angelina Jolie’s uterus is worth $15 million? (CB)
Then & Now: Kevin Sorbo. (Ayyyy!)
Tony Danza makes room for drunken whores. (IBBB)
Victoria Beckham sacrifices comfort for fashion. (PB)
Cameron Diaz is quite popular lately. (POTP)
Kevin Federline: Vindicated as the mack daddy. (GB)
Mario Lopez isn’t light enough in the loafers to save a Broadway production. (SOMG)
Megan Fox ever-so-slightly drops a strategically-placed sexual quote. (DR)
“Firefly”: Not just another stupid sci-fi show. (Pajiba)
Two-year old Suri Cruise indulges in pedicures and luxurious spa treatments. (DS)
