Robert Downey Jr. flaunts his manwhore trophy. (CB)
Renee Zellweger: Just another brick bag o’ bones in the wall. (CS)
Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson do the Playboy store. (UMC)
Peaches Geldof v. Chloe Sevigny: Who whore it better? (Ayyyy!)
Vanilla Ice was arrested. Yo, check it. (IBBB)
Sophie Monk inspires a Porky’s remake. (TB)
Jimmy Kimmel on Simon Cowell’s nipples. (SOMG)
Ashlee Simpson to marry that douchebag. (GB)
Courtney Love and her dirty finger. (PB)
Oprah Winfrey is still kicking Bono’s ass in the race for Popedom. (HO)
Jessica Alba on Cash Warren: He may be a loser, but he’s her loser. (POTP)
Sex and Death 101: Not exactly chocolate & peanut butter. (Pajiba)
Boy George Bush would make a great gay boyfriend! (CR)
