Brittany Murphy dies at age 32 from heart attack. (PB)
La Lohan looks like hell; has a secret. (CS)
Jude Law is a crappy celebrity father sperm donor. (CB)
Madonna would rather ___ _____ than have sex. (Yeeeah!)
Tara Reid goes topless & airbrushed for Playboy. (POTP)
American Pie 7 switches pie for PB&J sandwich. (SOMG)
Tila Tequila is pregnant with her brother’s child. (AG)
Sarah Jessica Parker vs. the wind. Who’s the winner? (LS)
John Mayer swears he didn’t tap that big ass. (GB)
Eat Me, I’m Kosher: Tootsie Rolls, you perverts. (Heeb)
Blake Lively wears tiny dress in the cold. (TB)
20 Best Movie Mustaches Of The Aughts: ‘Twas a fine ten years. (SJ)
