John Mayer really wants back onto the “douchebag” list. (CS)
Mayer proudly achieves the “ultra douchebag, ribbed for her pleasure” status. (CB)
Harrison Ford is a real Tigger tiger. Rowrr. (Ayyyy!)
Watch out, Scarlett! Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx wants Obamarama too. (IBBB)
Ashley Tisdale: Most obnoxious internet hoax ever? (TB)
Kendra Wilkinson’s chocolate-covered ass. Classy. (DB)
The Sexiest Woman in Tennis: Ana Ivanovic. (CR)
Angelina Jolie’s kick-ass Mother’s Day gift. (GG)
Chris Martin on why he became a rock star. (POTP)
Boy George keeps those records spinning. (PB)
Kiefer Sutherland: Marrying for the dignity? (lolebrity)
Lily Allen keeps that bizarre catfight going. (DS)
Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie girlify the Good Charlotte jet. (SOMG)
Justin Timberlake tries to disguise himself as Ashton Kutcher at The Love Guru premiere. Not a good sign. (GB)
In Chaos Theory, Ryan Reynolds names his penis and develops a second expression. (Pajiba)
