Mystery Ass: No surprise on who’s hitting it. (CS)
Bar Refaeli: “There is a creepy, stalker-ish, Single White Female element to the Bar-Gisele dynamic.” (CB)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar pre-Kelly Kapowski. (SOMG)
Marilyn Manson could make like Freddy Krueger. What a paranoid cokehead! (GB)
Taylor Momsen looks like Courtney Love. (AG)
Guess Who dressed up like Hitler? (Heeb)
Jessica Simpson doesn’t have operable gaydar. (PB)
Frisky Royal Couple enjoys Apache Helicopter. (KIsP)
Christian Bale turns into crackhead for his art. (Ayyyy!)
Pretty Pictures Round-Up: Iron Man 2, The Expendables, Jonah Hex & shirtless people. (Pajiba)
5 Things Movie Trailers Need To Stop Doing: Too many lies, lies, lies! (Cracked)
