Mystery Ass: Well, it’s a single white nympho. (WWTDD)
Pam Anderson stars as Baywatch-inspired genie slut. (CS)
Noah Cyrus, 9-year old sister of Miley, performs Akon’s “Smack That.” Nice going, Billy Ray. (CB)
OMG How Glamorous! Weaves for your baby. (OMGB)
More Best Of Aughts Lists: Comedies & Action. (Pajiba)
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: 2 fugs in a pod. (Yeeeah!)
Has Madonna had some (more) work done. (SOMG)
Nicole Kidman has major cocaine powder mishap. (AG)
Tiger Woods & Jessica Simpson? Not bloody likely. (PB)
Gratuitous Jewess Trixie Minx: 1st in a new series. (Heeb)
Tori Spelling & Dude attempt to act like happy family. (GB)
50 Most Beautiful Female Celebrities: Yeah, pretty. (CT)
