Salma Hayek: How low high will that leg go? (UMC)
Pete Burns: Cosmetic surgery isn’t always pretty. (CS)
La Lohan throws another tantrum & actually loses a potential job over it. Finally. (CB)
Ashley Tisdale does the bikini thing in Mexico. (TB)
Miss Universe Threesome w/sex tape, natch. (POTP)
Levi Johnston & his pathetic full frontal maneuver. (AG)
Crypt Keeper makes GQ’s Man of the Year. (LS)
Shia LaBeouf scratches his crotch & smokes it. (SOMG)
Kate Hudson & her nympho ass sing for cinema. (PB)
Bernie Madoff’s crap makes more $$ than you. (Heeb)
Robert Pattinson talks about his ironic striptease. (GB)
10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers: No Twilight vampires allowed! (LG)
