Mystery Rack: Spritzed w/stench of desperation. (Yeeeah!)
Chelsea Handler just might be the biggest bitch ever. (CB)
Olivia Wilde is single; talkative; has some boobs. (TB)
Justin Bieber vs. Marg Helgenberger: What a feud. (INMF)
Victoria Beckham all wrapped up in toilet paper. (SOMG)
Ke$ha’s Fashion Sense: Tackier than Taylor Momsen. (CS)
Pippa Middleton Sex Tape? She’s got the booty. (POTP)
Kirstie Alley used to have sex 2 hours per day. (AG)
Norman Bates (sorta) celebrates Mother’s Day. (lolebrity)
Paula Abdul reunites with Simon Cowell. Awww. (PB)
Sheryl Crow has gotten herself a new man. (BBB)
