Tasty Waves and a Sugar-Titted Bud

Name the five CDs you couldn’t live without. Mine are in that list somewhere. (Pajiba)

Forget about Kevin Federline’s remarkable ability to knock women up. P. Diddy has the most powerful sperm in the world. (Glitterati)

Gayest Bathroom Ever: ‘Nuff said. (Right Thinking Girl)

Courtney Love may have lost weight, but she’s still got a flat ass. (The Blemish)

Cheerleaders, cheerleaders, and yep, even more cheerleaders. (CityRag)

Britney Spears doesn’t understand, y’all, why her two kids need to spend time with a parent. Nannies are teh rocxx!!! (Celebitchy)

Mel Gibson and his all-encompassing explanation for everything and nothing at all. (Bastardly)