Paris Hilton is clearly desperate for publicity. (Ayyyy!)
Jenna Jameson is fake-baked and overdone. (CS)
Ozzy Osbourne got a £1 million advance for his autobio but can’t remember his life. (Celebitchy)
New England Patriots had a perfect season. Eat THAT Briget Moynahan! (IBBB)
Kylie Minogue: An Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire. (Sir Flea)
Leelee Sobieski in a bikini. Rowrr! (The Blemish)
Vince Vaughn = Beer Shit. (WIMB)
Sid & Nancy: Gary Coleman vs. Gary Oldman. (KIsP)
Jamie Lynn Spears found a way to make her situation even worse. (GB)
Keira Knightley finds being nude liberating. (DS)
Jennifer Aniston: Lather, rinse, and repeat. (HO)
Ode to the Sandy Vagina: A touching New Year’s tribute. (Pajiba)
P.S. While I hate to sound sentimental and all that crap . . . Happy 2008 to all the AB readers. We ♥ You!
