Mystery Ass: Rose to fame as a cinematic beaut. (UMC)
Kourtney Kardashian: Bitchiest of the three sisters? (CS)
Nearly Unidentifiable Celeb: Such a pointless endorsement… why bother paying her? (CB)
Megan Fox certainly can’t claim she was signing up for a “serious” acting role with Michael Bay. (WIMB)
Bruno got to know the real Slim Shady. (Yeeeah!)
Katy Perry actually manages to look sorta classy. (AG)
Hayden Pannettiere basically wears a napkin. (SOMG)
David Beckham has the word “ITALIA” on his bum. (PB)
Emma Watson flashed her oh-so-civilized panties. (TB)
Rachel Weisz has a whip with your name on it. (Ayyyy!)
La Lohan sued for stealing formula for spray tan. (GB)
7 Obnoxious Assholes Who Show Up At Every Concert: Also, that guy who stashes liquor shots in his ass crack, retrieves them in plain sight, and offers up a taste. (Cracked)
