Mystery Ass: Not who you think, so guess again. (UMC)
Bollywood Skankasaurus in most ridiculous outfit. (CS)
Brad Pitt has a wicked good sense of humour. (CB)
Which Blockbuster Semi-Hunk was a stripper? (Yeeeah!)
Joe Jonas to be known only for his eyebrows. (SOMG)
Miley Cyrus dumps pole & tries to look smart. (AG)
Paulina Rubio does the very wet bikini thing. (TB)
Kathy Griffin is gonna bang Levi Johnston. Ew. (WIMB)
Eli Roth is not a “fucking idiot.” Well, duh. (Heeb)
Meryl Streep & Alec Baldwin get a bit complicated. (PB)
Heather Mills likens self to Ghandi, Malcolm X & Martin Luther King? (GB)
Jack Nicholson popped his blow-up doll? (Ayyyy!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes: Mostly SFW & judged upon “star power of celebrity, quality of nudity & historical impact.” (MS)


















